In the Mood for ... Casting a WikiLeaks Movie

There are currently three films in the works documenting WikiLeaks and its publisher Julian Assange. Names being thrown around to play Assange include Robert Downey Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tilda Swinton. Since I've spent the past month pouring over every bit of information I could find about WikiLeaks I thought I'd try my hand at playing casting director to find actors a bit more fitting.


Character: Julian Assange, founder and publisher of WikiLeaks.
First Choice: Paul Bettany - Tall, lanky and pale, Bettany has what it takes physically and he has proven in past roles that he can play mysterious ("A Beautiful Mind"), creepy ("The Da Vinci Code"), and charming ("A Knight's Tale") a combination of qualities needed to perfect Assange.
Understudy: Neil Patrick Harris - Physically he would make a pretty legen...wait-for-it...dary Assange, but can he pull of a distinguished Australian accent? If a musical version of the story hits the stage, he is definitely a shoe-in.

 

Character: Pft. Bradley Manning, the U.S. soldier accused of uploading classified war documents to WikiLeaks.

First Choice: Amanda Bynes - She recently un-retired her acting career and has the cheeks to make a great Manning. She's done drag before in "She's the Man" and since Manning currently spends 23 hours a day in solitary confinement this role doesn't really require too much.

Understudy: Jonathan Lipnicki - If Lipnicki is still alive, this could make a great comeback for him. A skilled hacker, Manning is surely the kind of guy who would be able to tell you how much the human head weighs when you don't even ask and we already know Lipnicki is up for that challenge.

Character: Bill Keller, executive editor of the New York Times who recently published a book on his dealings with Assange.

First Choice: Anthony John Denison - A staple of television series and TV movies, Denison looks the part and would likely bring something interesting to the role.

Understudy: Brian Williams - It would be no stretch for Williams to play a journalist and he does a fine job playing an exaggerated version of himself on "30 Rock" so he may be up for it.

Character: Alan Rusbridger, editor of The Guardian who also penned a book about working with Assange.

First Choice: Daniel Radcliffe - Just look at these two, so what if  Rusbridger has about 30 years on Harry Potter? That's what CGI is for!

Understudy: Michael Sheen - Having played Tony Blair and David Frost, Sheen has a knack for portraying real people and does resemble Rusbridger in a more age appropriate way.

Character: Anna Ardin, Swedish woman who accused Assange of sexual molestation by having consensual sex without a condom.

First Choice: Noomi Rapace - A native Swede, Rapace won't have to fake an accent and without the Dragon Tattoo she looks a lot like Ardin.

Understudy: Erika Christensen - She also looks the part and played a crazed stalker in "Swimfan," which if some accounts of Ardin's story are true, she will have the chance to pull off again here.

Character: Barack Obama, President of the United States whose administration has called for Assange to be tried on charges of espionage.

First Choice: Harry Lennix - The "24" star is much closer to Obama physically than Will Smith or Denzel Washington who have been rumored to play out president in various projects.

Understudy: Scott Lawrence - The "JAG" star also bares a physical resemblance and has already played Obama once in a short film right after the election.

Character: WikiLeaks Servers, the machines that keep it all going from a top secret bunker in Sweden.

First Choice: Watson - The supercomputer is currently competing (and kicking ass) on Jeopardy so keeping track of at least 3 million super secret sensitive documents should be no problem.

Understudy: HAL 9000 - The sentient computer from "2001: A Space Odyssey" is a little less stiff than Watson, but can be prone to killing sprees.

In the Mood for... (unconventional) Love Songs

As I’m kicking this blog off on Valentine’s Day inspired by the most recent episode of Gleeful Podcast, I thought it only appropriate for this first entry to cover the emotion most celebrated by the music industry, L-O-V-E. I have never been much of a traditionalist when it comes to love though so there will be no Celine Dion or Whitney Houston here. Instead, in honor of Cupid’s (and Hallmark’s) #1 holiday, I’ve put together a list of five of my favorite not-so-common love songs.

Note: I decided to focus on modern (21st century) songs, otherwise there is no way I could limit my selection to just five.

My favorite kind of song is one that tells a story that is both personal to the songwriter and metaphorical allowing us as listeners to internalize the lyrics and draw parallels to our own experiences. When it comes to a love song, I just can’t handle endless declarations of happiness and perfection. I prefer those that deal with realism and obstacles, yet still have an idealistic or romantic quality to them.  

“First Day of My Life”

Bright Eyes (I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning, 2005)

One of my favorite songwriters is the man behind Bright Eyes, Connor Oberst ,whose angst ridden lyrics are often as agonizingly raw as his vocals.  The great thing about this song is proclamations like, “I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you” that can be read either as sincere or sarcastic, making it relevant to hopeless romantics and jaded romanti-phobes alike.

Sample lyrics:

Yours is the first face that I saw
I think I was blind before I met you
Now I don’t know where I am 
I don’t know where I’ve been
But I know where I want to go

“The Art Teacher”

Rufus Wainwright (Want Two, 2004)

Like Oberst, Wainwright’s songs come off as deeply personal. His voice evokes passion in every word, forcing you to live the lyrics with him, but also inspiring you to reminisce about your own experiences. Here, Wainwright sings in first-person narrative of someone unsatisfied with their current life looking back on a first love. Although the lyrics are quite specific, the subject of adolescent crushes and unrequited love allows us to draw parallels to our own secret yearnings and the loves that shaped us, sometimes unknowingly.

Sample lyrics:

He asked us what our favorite work of art was,
And never could I tell him it was him
Oh, I wish I could tell him --
Oh, I wish I could have told him

“Last Night on Earth”

Green Day (21st Century Breakdown, 2009)

Last summer I took my brother to his first concert to celebrate his 17th birthday. We went to see his favorite band, Green Day. I was a fan of the band in my teens, but hadn’t really listened to them in recent years other than the overplayed singles from American Idiot. They played all of the hits I was familiar with at their show, but near the end they played this song, which I had never heard and instantly fell in love with. As part of a concept-album that I have never listened to straight through, I am not really sure what it is about as part of the rock opera that is 21st Century Breakdown. I prefer to listen to it as a bittersweet love song with melancholic and apocalyptic undertones. We never know if the narrator reaches his love, but we don’t doubt the sincerity of his feelings.

Sample lyrics:

My beating heart belongs to you
I walked for miles 'til I found you
I'm here to honor you
If I lose everything in the fire
I'm sending all my love to you

“Inside of Love”

Nada Surf (Let Go, 2003)

Nada Surf is still often regarded as a one-hit wonder for their 1996 fast-talking hit “Popular,” but their subsequent albums showcased their indie sensibilities and provided some really great songs that have played in the background of many TV shows. This song exemplifies the internal struggle of someone who has convinced himself he is okay being alone as a defense mechanism after obviously experiencing heartache in the past, yet he fears he may be missing out on something great and can’t decide if it’s a leap worth taking. I find this song deeply depressing in a really hopeful way.

Sample lyrics:

I'm on the outside of love
Always under or above
Must be a different view
To be a me with a you
Of course I'll be alright
I just had a bad night 

“I Will Follow You Into the Dark”

Death Cab for Cutie (Plans, 2005)

Losing someone you love is one of the most painful experiences in life so it would seem an unlikely subject of a love song, but as Romeo and Juliet taught us there is nothing more romantic than dying with the one you love. In this song, the band explores this sentiment and gives us one of the most heartbreaking yet idealistic songs of all time. Ben Gibbard may not be willing to take a grenade for his love the way Bruno Mars claims to be, but he is willing to go together or at least provide the comforting thought of love not ending just because life does.

Sample lyrics:

You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
It's nothing to cry about
'cause we'll hold each other soon
In the blackest of rooms